toy story quotes~

" Woody: What’s that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they’re about to be blown to smithereens? "

" Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come *you* don’t have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It’s not a laser! It’s a…
[sighs in frustration]
Woody: It’s a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What’s with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy. "

                                                               "Eres un Juguete"

• Buzz: [Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his "mission log"] And according to my navi-computer, the...
• Woody: [whispering] SHUT UP! Just, SHUT UP, you idiot!
• Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
• Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
• Buzz: Mine? My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
• Woody: Oh yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
• Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
• Woody: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
• Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
• Woody: [pauses and looks incredulous] YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!
• [holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]
• Woody: You are a child's play thing!
• Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
• [waves in military fashion]
• Buzz: Farewell.
• [starts to walk away]
• Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony! "
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" “I-I-I… you’re right. I’m sorry, I am just a little depressed, that’s all. I can get through this - Buzz Lightyear ” 

“He’ll never give up on you. Ever. He’ll be there for you no matter what” – Andy